Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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