My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You dont lie about slip and slides
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
