WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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