But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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