spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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