Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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