We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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