I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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