Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
