Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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