At least make sure they are 18
Why
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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