what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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