Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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