Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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