Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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