Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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