You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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