let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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