ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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