My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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