I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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