sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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