i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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