in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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