Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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