very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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