I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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