make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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