it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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