If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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