Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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