butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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