is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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