Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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