:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish i was in the wii world.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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