There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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