Me. At least after what I've been through.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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