just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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