i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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