I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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