Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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