it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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