I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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