remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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