kristin has been a bad kristin
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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