..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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