i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm always down for nudity.
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