just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Just puked most of my soul out..
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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