and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just invented taco cereal.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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