My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
