im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
