Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize