i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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