She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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