He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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