how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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