we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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